Dinner out

Last night it was mommy and daddy's friend's "birthday" (whatever that means). I took mommy and daddy to her surprise party at Dave & Buster's. The nice people let me park my car at the head of the table, so I got to see everyone at once. Daddy had ribs, mommy had a salad, and I had the breastmilk, my usual vintage.


I just ate a little and now I'm happy. You grownups can continue what you were doing.


I smell onions on Daddy's breath. Or is it the ribs?


Let's go play some video games! I saw them on the way to the bathroom!